Why we're here

This isn't going to be pretty.

We might live in one of the wealthiest, most successful countries in the world. But we can scratch smartest off the list, unless it's on a day when most people have been struck mute.

When America opens its collective maw, I react like I do when my alarm blares first thing in the morning. Make it stop! Make it stop!

So few know when to say me not I, good not fine; lie not lay.

The problem is particularly bad on television and made excruciating by reality TV. Even the hosts -- who are speaking from scripts -- make egregious errors. On the thankfully now-defunct True Beauty on ABC, Host Vanessa Minnillo would intone "one of you will meet Cheryl, Nole and I in the Hall of Beauty." If true beauty includes good grammar, Miss Minnillo has rendered herself cringe-worthy.

So consider this blog a rap sheet. When I hear or read someone mangling the mother tongue, I'm posting it here. Presidents and TV show hosts alike are fair game.

Think you know better? Join me! It's tough living in the land of those who know when to say me.